18 12, 2018

He Sees You When You’re Sleeping: Krampus the Anti-Claus

By |2018-12-18T17:30:25+00:00December 18th, 2018|Ideas & Excuses, Thoughts & Notions|

We are all familiar with the benevolent nighttime intruder who once a year indulges in mass breaking and entering to deposit gifts under indoor foliage. You know, the omnipotent fat man dressed in red who observes your every waking and sleeping moment to determine if you are “bad” or “good” [...]

15 12, 2018

Horse with No Name: A Shining Beacon of Mediocrity for the Ages

By |2018-12-15T15:58:58+00:00December 15th, 2018|1970s Nostalgia, Features, Thoughts & Notions|

I work in a place that plays canned music on the loudspeaker all day. To be fair there is a decent amount of variety (although at the time I write this, in mid-December, there is nothing but Christmas music. But that’s another article) a mix of current pop songs and [...]